My dog is a weapon.  She has knocked over people, lamps, tables, and pictures. she has also eaten cake and meat off of the counter. just jumps up and snags the food right off the counter. she ate half of a chocolate cake! When she wants to come in she just barks and jumps on the door till she gets what she wants. she just loves people but only the ones she knows, heck! she even barks at me everyday I walk up the driveway. she also loves her ball. she would play with it all day if she could.